ricksantorummpreg: targ-t: forever-pretty-awkward: literallysame: people who add ♥’s to the end of every facebook status they post “Just got shot in the face.♥” “just got diarrhea lol ♥” “ＪＵＳＴ ＳＵＭＭＯＮＥＤ ＴＨＥ ＤＡＲＫ ＬＯＲＤ ＳＡＴＡＮ ♥”
Differences between normal people and me:
jenalive11: Normal people when they laugh: Me: Normal people when they see their idol: Me: Normal people when they know someone likes them: Me : “Why?” Normal people dancing: Me: Normal people walking: Me: Normal people who are pissed off: Me : hahahahaha, i never thought these things were funny but this is well done. (and very relatable in my...
A haiku about Mario Kart
hippiebones: Are you kidding me Who the fuck threw that red shell I will fuck you up
friendly reminder taylor swift and adele are the same age and one of them is married and pregnant while the other is still mentally stuck in middle school
As far as what they say, it is sad and tragic that people out there don’t think...– Max Adler in this amazing interview (via dapper-max)
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My name is Kyle and I’m awake at 6am to see what Six Flags is announcing. I have a problem.
avidmidnightpsycho answered your question: coasterworld: Today is pretty much Christmas Eve… oMF I THINK I MIGHT SCREAM WHEN THAT MOMENT COMES I CAN’T WAIT TO SEE WHAT MAGIC MOUNTAIN HAS IN STORE I just can’t. Full Throttle if it’s what they’ve said about it is legit. PERFECTION
coasterworld: Today is pretty much Christmas Eve for all of the coaster/six flag fans out there :D Who else is stoked to hear about all of Six Flags’ 2013 plans tomorrow?!? I’m just gonna reblog myself because I’m way to excited. That’s all for now
We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.
vanitiess: Hey internet, Sparks the Rescue’s EP in on iTunes. Go get it.
Cosmo sex tip #301:
Don’t be scared of doing something a bit more flexible. While you’re on top turn your head 360 degrees whilst screaming ‘the anti-christ has awoken’.
you-be-tails-ill-be-sonic: 25 90’s-2000’s...