itsexclusive: Trailer for Taken 2 YES YES YES YES
colossalcatastrophe: “No Strings Attached” - Trailer Wars XXVI entry for “Romantic Comedy” A bunch of my friends made this amazing trailer for last night’s Trailer Wars. It easily beat all of the other entries, and it’s not hard to see why. It’s a shot-for-shot remake of the original trailer with Ashton Kutcher and Natalie Portman, but with a twist. Seriously, quit reading and just watch and...
As a married person myself, I don’t know what it’s like to be told I can’t marry...– Carrie Underwood on gay marriage (via covermewithsweetness)
Trying to converse with adults:
Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Normal people playing video games: Oh wow this is fun!
Me playing video games: MOTHER FUCKING BITCHASS HOE YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME OH MY FUCKING GOD SERIOUSLY NO WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT I HATE EVERYTHING WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU OH MY GOD YOU ASSHOLE WHAT THE SHIT DO WHAT IM FUCKING TELLING YOU OH MY GOD PLEASE FUCKING MOOOOOOVE FUUUUCK *slams fists down on desk* I FUCKING GIVE UP ON LIFE WHAT THE FUCK YOU FUCKING CUNT UGHGGH ASSHOLES OH MY GOD WILL YOU SHOOT THE FUCKING GUN STOP RELOADING ASSHOLE YOU'RE GONNA KILL ME OH MY GOD OHHHH MYYY GOOOODDDDD SJBSJSKDHSJS BDJSMD SUSHJSKD AGGHHHHHH FUCK EVERYTHING FUCK
whalebiology: so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom and… God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my...
Enter Shikari covering "Call Me Maybe" →
septemberism: Just Just watch this