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mumsawitch: On September 31st, 2013, Tumblr will start charging you for your account. To avoid this, you MUST get NAKED, stand on your dining room table, and do the macarena, all while singing, “I Will Survive”. After sending the video tape of the previous actions to me, then and only then will David Karp come down your chimney to tell you that your account will stay free. Pass it on, it must be...
send me a band and i'll tell you my top five... →
[[MORE]] Kinda sick of people making jokes about the things I like. I know I don’t shut up about certain things at times, but seriously I’m tired of being the butt of peoples jokes.
Obama: Doesn't want to ban porn.
Obama: Doesn't want to restrict your internet.
Obama: Doesn't want to take away your guns.
Obama: Supports gay marriage.
Obama: Education for all!
Obama: Universal healthcare!
Obama: Wants to continue Planned Parenthood!
Americans: You're destroying this country.
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits...
ckents: Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education. #good old voldy
mermaidest: what if flounder from the little mermaid looked like an actual flounder
So I hear Obamacare passed.
harpalyce: thingsareswinging: And a whole load of Republicans are threatening to move to Canada in light of this? Should- should somebody tell them? No, no, no. Let’s let it be a surprise.
The Proper American Way To Prepare Tea
youth-joy-and-freedom: Take tea. Throw in harbor. Let sit. Initiate revolution.
plot twist: It's pronounced blink one hundred and eighty-two
People: You're ugly.
People: You're stupid.
People: I hate you.
Me: I don't care.
People: *your favorite band/group* can't sing.
Me: I give you 5 seconds to run.
volonta: Carly Rae Jepson - Call me maybe ...
alllnight: if i die and people post statuses about me on facebook and act like they knew me or were nice to me i will come back and fucking murder them