August 2011
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That awkward moment...
When you’re laying on your back and you go to text someone and you accidentally drop the phone on your face….
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Reblog if you want Green Day to go back on tour.
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Put two MCR songs in my ask and I'll tell you...
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Beard Compliment Translations
“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”
= I want to have sex with you.
“Are you working on growing a beard?”
= I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.
“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”
= I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.
“Your beard looks good today.”
= My pants are coming off.
Accurate to the pin
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